I just choked on my latte after seeing some of the pathetic little needle dicks you sluts have been showing me on email and cam.  I mean, seriously, my girlfriends have bigger clits than you have pricks!  Does your wife even feel that little thimble when you’re fucking her?  You must use tweezers to jack yourself off!  Here’s what’s going to happen next time I end up wasting my Starbucks after viewing your tiny, pathetic little worms. I am gong to send you a penis pic of a REAL man, while you diddle your little dicklettes begging me to let you squirt.  You probably jizz what, a droplet out of that teenie little weenie?!  You couldn’t impregnate a fucking mouse with that thing.  Sigh.  Just what is a Queen to do?  You call, you pay, and then you offer up a dick so small I would need a magnifying glass to find it.  Don’t let me get started on your balls! Or should I say marbles?!  .

One of the most pathetic things I witnessed lately was a six-foot tall, married ex-football player, who reluctantly exposed his little  parts to me.  I literally laughed until I cried, pointing at it in disbelief.  It pointed right back at me, all three inches of it.  This little clit looked so ridiculous attached to such a big guy, and his balls must have been undescended or something.  I thought I was going to suffocate, I laughed so hard.  When I finally told him to jerk it for me, it looked even more hilarious watching his tiny little nub disappear into those big hands-it looked like a little mouse hiding in its hole.  Then, there was the model stud with the big muscles who was so lacking downstairs, I wondered if he had accidentally shaved it off along with the rest of his hair.  His woman asks him to strap one on over his pathetic thimble, ‘cause she can’t feel a thing.  Sad, just sad.

Since I really don’t know what else to do, I am going to offer you tiny-dick panty boys a challenge.  The Dicklette Challenge will run the whole month of December.   Send me photos of your little clits and I’ll post the smallest one, just to humiliate you further.  My girlfriends and I just love to point and laugh at your pathetic little stubs.  So, go.  Take some humiliating photos of your teenie weenies and make them good.  Dress them up in panties, tie a little bow around them, I don’t care.  Just make it as humiliating as you can.  One more thing it costs to be on my site so the small penis tax is 100.00 paid by amazon gift card that will keep on for 2 week

Here is the first small dicklette who paid his small penis tax: dicklette small penis boy pissed me off so I took down his pics stay tuned for my loser list addition it will now cost him double  to have his pics placed back up on my blog…

Loser small penis boy sent me another 100.00 small penis tax so here  is another pic of his itty bitty

I have been biding my time, like a black widow waiting for a fly, just waiting for a puny little runt to turn into my next plaything.  I like to play.  With dolls.  Are you up for my little game?  Let me tell you what’s in store for you and if your tiny little noodle gets stiff while you shiver with anticipation and fear, maybe, just maybe I’ll choose you as my next victim.

First, I’m going to make you strip.  That’s right, all of it, OFF NOW.  I want to start with raw material to make my perfect little dolly.  Tuck that pathetic little worm you call a prick back, and let me describe what you’ll be wearing.  First, I’m gonna make you slip on this sexy lace thong and matching bra.  If you start to get hard, not to worry, I’ll just bind your little dicklette and marbles down.  I hope you have followed my instructions to shave yourself, including your little balls, or you will be punished.

Now, that you have your sexy panties on, my little sissy boy, you can step into this pretty pink schoolgirl skirt.  Yes, it’s pretty short, isn’t it?  That’s so your ass will be exposed so I can spank it whenever you disobey me.  Once you get this white prep school polo over your head, I want you to pull on these sheer, white stockings.  Wow, you look just like a whore.  Oh, wait.  There’s a few more things to add before I parade you up and down a crowded street for all the prying eyes to witness your humiliation.

Get used to wearing stilettos like these, sweetheart.  You’re so wobbly it’s pathetic.  You had better practice walking in these ‘cause right now I feel like paddling your sad little ass.  Sit on this stool now, and do your makeup.  Red lipstick, extra blush, and some nice blue eye shadow will look perfect on my new doll.  Now, for some pigtails and we will be all set to go.

What, you thought we were going to stay in tonight?  Not a chance.  With my little sissy pants looking so fine, we’re going to a very special kind of tea party.  You, me and three of my girlfriends, who will be thrilled to humiliate you by making you vacuum, dust, and answer the door when our takeout arrives.  You’ll be serving us and cleaning the kitchen with your tongue, my walking doll.  Remember not to speak or act without my express permission, or you’ll be sorry.  I have a tendency to break my dollies, didn’t you know?