Symptoms: Compulsive masturbation, porn addiction, staring at pictures and videos of hot chicks or porn stars on the internet for hours, staring at hot girls in real life and putting them in your spank bank for later, over-enjoyment of masturbation to the point where you’d rather masturbate to your fetish or fantasy than have sex with your girlfriend, wife or even a hooker.
Treatment: Chastity. You will go cold turkey on masturbating! That’s right jerkers, I will lock up your dick and keep it locked up in a chastity device until I decide you deserve a release. Sometimes I will just make you milk your prostate with a dildo or prostate milker, relieve the pent up pressure and wait till I decide you’ve done enough for me, groveled, begged, proved that you have earned your pathetic orgasm. Why do I say your orgasm is pathetic? Think about it, it only lasts about 10 seconds! All that time, all those hours you’ve spent getting aroused, masturbating, for what, a 10 second spurt!