Merry Christmas from Miss Kay! I know many of you gooners, porn addicts and chronic masturbators will be solo on Christmas due to the pandemic. Celebrate the holiday my way! Here is my hot list of Xmas gooner necessities. Melt down your mind with hours of masturbation and edging!

1. Be merry and imbibe alcohol and / or sniff poppers
2. Watch Christmas porn, gooner porn and GIFs for hours on end
3. Oh what fun it is to lube up your cock for hours of gooning
4. Toys, toys, toys! Have your sex toys ready! Use a butt plug to increase prostate stimulation. Suck a dildo for oral satisfaction. Put on a cock ring to maintain an erection
5. Jingle all the way and lose your mind!

You can also goon to my sexy recordings and hypnosis mp3s which are available on Niteflirt and I Want Clips, because you should give yourself something for XXXmas. My files are the gifts that keep on giving. Listen to them over and over. While I don’t plan to be available for live hypnosis on Christmas, message me for my availability for Gooner Hypno Phone Sex.

If you aren’t familiar with gooning, let me tell you a little bit about it. Gooners enter a state of prolonged sexual arousal. Have you experienced a lengthy self-pleasure session before? Then you may already be a gooner! If not, you should masturbate for hours, until you feel your stroking sensations intensify. You will become entranced. Consider gooning a state of self-hypnosis. You will reach a peak moment when you finally achieve your orgasmic release.