Crystal Harris not only snagged Playboy’s Playmate of the Year award, but she also snagged Playboy’s founder, octogenarian Hugh Hefner. A 61 year age difference didn’t seem to bother Crystal when she accepted Hugh’s marriage proposal and ‘blinding headlight’ engagement ring. However, Crystal called off the engagement recently and spilled some juicy details about her sex life with Hefner on Howard Stern’s radio show, or rather her lack of a sex life with Hefner. She told Howard Stern that Hefner couldn’t get it up. And that Hefner couldn’t take Viagra any longer, because of one of the most dreaded side effects, no, not an erection lasting 4 hours or more, but blindness. So his dick was shriveled and useless, yes, Crystal was talking about small penis humiliation live on Howard Stern! Howard Stern even admits that he has a small dick. But Howard accepts his fate and even self-humiliates himself about his own small dick live on air. This didn’t stop a hot blond actress and model, Beth Ostrosky, from marrying Stern and his small penis, 18 years older than she is, and marrying his money of course.
So what other details did Crystal Harris confess to Howard about Hefner? She said they only had sex one time during their relationship and that it was a premature ejaculation disaster with Hef only lasting about 2 seconds! The moral of the true life small penis humiliation and premature ejaculation stories? Beautiful women will always get engaged to or even marry rich men, but then they may regret their decision when they decide that a boring sex life with an underhung or impotent man isn’t going to work out, despite how much money the man has.
