Valentine’s Day was originally an annual pagan springtime holiday celebrated in ancient Rome. A festival was held to banish evil spirits and to promote fertility, not just for the celebrants, but for farm animals and farm fields as well. Of course, the church subsequently took over the holiday, because paganism was deemed no longer acceptable. The church repurposed the holiday to honor Saint Valentine. Formerly a martyred priest, he became the patron saint of love and lovers. Love and the union of lovers offered a more civilized and enlightened way to promote fertility.
Now you may be wondering how you are going to celebrate Valentine’s Day this year? And my answer is – in the kinkiest way possible. Connect with me to be brainwashed, because I will take you down deep, make you feel so weak and obedient to all of my hypnotic demands. I will make you head to church to kneel down in a pew and jerk off on a missal or hymnal. Or I may brainwash you to go to your Catholic church and attend confession where you will confess all of your sexual sins to the priest.
If you don’t have time to connect with me for live Brainwashing Phone Sex on Niteflirt or I Want Phone, then you can buy one of my mp3s that will brainwash you to be obedient and do what I am demanding you do in this blog post. In any case, you will spend your Valentine’s Day doing something kinky and twisted.
