Crystal Harris not only snagged Playboy’s Playmate of the Year award, but she also snagged Playboy’s founder, octogenarian Hugh Hefner. A 61 year age difference didn’t seem to bother Crystal when she accepted Hugh’s marriage proposal and ‘blinding headlight’ engagement ring. However, Crystal called off the engagement recently and spilled some juicy details about her sex life with Hefner on Howard Stern’s radio show, or rather her lack of a sex life with Hefner. She told Howard Stern that Hefner couldn’t get it up. And that Hefner couldn’t take Viagra any longer, because of one of the most dreaded side effects, no, not an erection lasting 4 hours or more, but blindness. So his dick was shriveled and useless, yes, Crystal was talking about small penis humiliation live on Howard Stern! Howard Stern even admits that he has a small dick. But Howard accepts his fate and even self-humiliates himself about his own small dick live on air. This didn’t stop a hot blond actress and model, Beth Ostrosky, from marrying Stern and his small penis, 18 years older than she is, and marrying his money of course.
So what other details did Crystal Harris confess to Howard about Hefner? She said they only had sex one time during their relationship and that it was a premature ejaculation disaster with Hef only lasting about 2 seconds! The moral of the true life small penis humiliation and premature ejaculation stories? Beautiful women will always get engaged to or even marry rich men, but then they may regret their decision when they decide that a boring sex life with an underhung or impotent man isn’t going to work out, despite how much money the man has.
When some boys are naughty, they want to get caught and to be punished by Miss Kay, but others are naughty and definitely don’t want to get caught for their illicit endeavors. Did billionaire Rupert Murdoch and his henchmen, including current CNN anchor Piers Morgan, think that the illicit acts they were committing were above the law? Murdoch’s corporate wire-tapping endeavors could take down his empire. Newscorp is now in jeopardy as Murdoch’s dirty deeds are being blasted in the media and in investigative hearings. Piers Morgan, pompous prime time host of Piers Morgan Tonight, may have committed wiretapping fraud, by using password phone hacks to access sensitive voicemail messages. Where Morgan totally failed is that he detailed this in his book, The Insider. Morgan specifically wrote about how he entered four digit phone passwords to listen to messages. While Morgan has tried to circumvent direct questions regarding what he wrote in his book and to “spin” what he wrote into something innocent, the public and media do not believe his lame explanations to deflect focus from his written admission that he engaged in wiretapping or phone hacking in order to fulfill stories while he worked at Newscorp’s News of the World and The Daily Mirror tabloids.
Murdoch has taken a pie in the face and endured other public humiliation. Which in my opinion he deserves. Perhaps you’ve been very naughty too and need to be given some public humiliation assignments to punish you? Or perhaps you need to confess your dirty deeds? Call Miss Kay and tell me how bad you’ve been!
It’s Christmas in July for Miss Kay and you will either be playing Santa by helping me celebrate this sizzling hot weather holiday with some cool prezzies from my Amazon Wish List! …Or if you’re a little piggy bank slave, then you will get clicky and send me triple digit Tributes. …Or if you’re a Financial Domination slut, then you will be playing one or all of my Financial Domination Games and drain your wallet for me!
Christmas in July is about the spirit of giving to Miss Kay, because you know I deserve everything I want! I’ve expanded by Amazon Wish List tor this holiday month and nothing will excite me more than to see items on my Wish List showing as “Purchased” and knowing that in a few days thereafter, the UPS truck will be pulling up with my special gifts from you. And also, you know it will excite
you to give presents or money to your Goddess.
In ancient times, worshipful admirers bestowed gifts to their favorite Goddess at her temple, so you will be carrying on in the historical tradition of worshiping a powerful, supreme Goddess and gifting her as she demands. Often, cataclysmic events were blamed on angry Goddesses who had not been shown enough Tribute! So make this the best Xmas in July for Miss Kay, ever…Don’t disappoint me as I know other Flirts are raking in the prezzies and Tributes.
So click on my Amazon Wish List button and buy some gifts to show your devotion or click on one of my Tribute Buttons or play one of my Financial Domination Games now!
Buy my Christmas in July mp3 to find out exactly how to please me for this summer holiday as well as to stroke to my Gift and Tribute instructions. If giving gifts or tributes of money excites you, this mp3 will especially appeal to you. Or if you are intrigued by Goddess or Femdom mind control, this mp3 is a must as I take complete control and give you a mantra that you make you helpless and force you to follow my command!
In the mood for more of Miss Kay’s ear porn? I’m going to be producing two new mp3s every week and I’m open to ideas for mp3s if you have a special fetish or fantasy. Email me and let me know. This week, I was in a mood to get really nasty. Do you get into fantasies about sissification or even Forced Feminization? Well, I just finished recording a really hardcore forced fem mp3 that will leave you as feminized as a lingerie model and ultra girlie when I’m done transforming you. I will really get into your head with this mp3, so if sissy play and forced fem are your fetishes, don’t miss this mp3. Click now to buy it if your clittie is already hard just thinking about being my sissy bitch girl.
Public humiliation assignments are included to make you feel even more of a sissy bitch. Ever wonder what it would be like if a hot Goddess like me took complete control of you and forced you to come out as a sissy girl? Well, after you listen to my mp3, you won’t have to wonder. As your Forced Feminization Goddess, I lay it on the line. I’m tired of playtime sissies who just want to be part-time little panty boys who only slip on a pair of silky panties when they feel horny and want to rub their clits. It’s time to go total sissy and my mp3 will force you to become a full time sissy and not just a clittie masturbation sissy. Click now to hear my latest mp3 on Forced Feminization!
In my newest MP3 ear porn,you will be playing my Financial Domination Game. The Game seems very simple, but sometimes the simplest of Games are the most complex, because you don’t realize you’ve been drawn into a game and seduced into complete money slavery from which there is no escape! In this MP3, I don’t use hypno techniques per se, instead I use suggestive techniques which are very powerful and compelling. If financial domination or complete ruination are your fetishes or fantasies you want to bring to realities, then you don’t want to miss listening to my MP3 ear porn and playing my Financial Domination Game.
Have you been looking to be enslaved and owned financially by a beautiful Femdom? In this FinDom MP3 Game, I’m going to be completely upfront, I will take over your finances, I will own you. Ha! I bet you started to get hard just thinking about being my pathetic moneypig. Now is the time to click the button and start your journey to financial enslavement or total financial ruination. Once you pay for your MP3 via Niteflirt, you will automatically receive the link to download the MP3 ear porn file. You will own this MP3 and you can listen to it over and over, to reinforce your enslavement, to trance out on my voice. You can also call me live on Niteflirt to deepen your submission to a superior Goddess or click one of my tribute buttons to show me that you are indeed my moneypiggie.
